Not Me Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

Yes, I know it's not Monday, but you know how some days feel like it? Just kidding! I discovered this great weekly meme and wanted to share it. Here's my first "unofficial" (since it's Tuesday) Not Me Monday post.

I did not discover at my Curves weigh in yesterday that I've gained 5 pounds over the holidays. I did not agree to weigh in weekly AND keep a food journal. NO WAY am I writing down everything I eat for someone else to look at.

I did not fold 4 out of 5 loads of clean laundry that had been sitting in baskets, leaving the 5th load of socks & underwear for my daughter to fold, simply because I hate folding those.

I did not, with a compulsive nature, sort and organize my boy's Legos, then affix little pictures of the contents to the bins, with the hope that they won't get all mixed up again. Nope, not me.




I did not let my kids eat animal cookies for a snack right before lunch, while at the same time teaching them about the food pyramid and healthy eating.

I did not ask my daughter, "Are you wearing eye shadow?", when she knows full well she's not allowed to wear makeup. I was not told in response that she had it on yesterday and wore it to Church on Sunday night. I am way too observant for that to happen to me.

Oh, and that laundry I put away? I did not hang up any wrinkled clothes!

Now, I feel so much better. Don't you?